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Hello, I am Quasimoto. I look like a freak.

Posted by
Summer Teal Simpson
on June 20, 2008 at 01:38 PM

Here I go sacrificing my dignity for your entertainment. But, hey, it’s Friday.

No, I am not at work. Today’s a sick day. In fact, I am sitting here at my home computer trying to make out the screen. I can’t see it - or much of anything - because my eyes are swollen shut. No joke, I am running into walls.

I am suffering from the 18th hour of a massive allergic reaction. It’s only been 6 months now since I have had these bouts and I’ve yet to find out the cause of them. But last night’s, lingering long this morning, is certainly the doozy, the whopper of all allergic reactions.  I look like Uga.

I sent Fitz and friends a pic of my mug and he responded with great concern (and I quote), “You sorta look like a retarded albino Asian kid.” Well, I’m rubber and you’re glue… take that.

Pop Quiz: Find the allergically spastic environmentalist.


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Oh, no we didn’t… TCCa gets political!

Posted by
Summer Teal Simpson
on May 14, 2008 at 12:13 PM

(Ha, made you look.) You know we don’t choose sides, people. So don’t count on us to tell you who to vote for (wouldn’t that be frightening?). But, we are here to offer a little comic relief on the political reality that is ELECTION YEAR. We’ve already grown weary of the campaigning. If you’re among us then take a spoof at this.

We’ve done a little homework on our candidates young, old and in between and here’s what we’ve come up with…

Things, people or geographic regions that are YOUNGER than John McCain (from this nice little find):

LSD, The Cobb Salad, Defibrillation (on people), The Golden Gate Bridge, The Chocolate Chip Cookie, Scientology, The Slinky, SPAM, Kodachrome, Pat Buchanan, Alaska & Hawaii, Plutonium, Bugs Bunny, The Beav, Both of Barack Obama’s parents, The Polio Vaccine (whoa!), McDonald’s, AARP, Dick Cheney, Mount Rushmore, Teflon, and Israel.

Things or people that are OLDER than Barack Obama:


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