(Ha, made you look.) You know we don’t choose sides, people. So don’t count on us to tell you who to vote for (wouldn’t that be frightening?). But, we are here to offer a little comic relief on the political reality that is ELECTION YEAR. We’ve already grown weary of the campaigning. If you’re among us then take a spoof at this.

We’ve done a little homework on our candidates young, old and in between and here’s what we’ve come up with…

Things, people or geographic regions that are YOUNGER than John McCain (from this nice little find):

LSD, The Cobb Salad, Defibrillation (on people), The Golden Gate Bridge, The Chocolate Chip Cookie, Scientology, The Slinky, SPAM, Kodachrome, Pat Buchanan, Alaska & Hawaii, Plutonium, Bugs Bunny, The Beav, Both of Barack Obama’s parents, The Polio Vaccine (whoa!), McDonald’s, AARP, Dick Cheney, Mount Rushmore, Teflon, and Israel.

Things or people that are OLDER than Barack Obama:

Franklin Pierce when he took office (6th youngest President ever elected), NBC Nightly News, My parents, Drayton Towers, OPEC, Sputnik, John Kennedy, Jr., Pat Sajak, Gabrielle Carteris (that’s right, from Beverly Hills 90210), Georgia Clooney, Michael J. Fox, Woody Harrelson, Toby Keith, Dennis Rodman, Scott Baio (ok, not really older, but they are only 4 months apart), and…Chris Miller!

(And, of course, John McCain.)

And, since no-one’s immune to our fun-poking, here are some folks born the same year as Hillary: Camilla Parker Bowles, Sammy Haggar, Dan Quayle, Danielle Steele and OJ Simpson. Okay, admit it, that’s just funny.

Ahh, that was fun. Alright, back to work…

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